Tears
Every entry given a rating on this scale, strongest first.
5 of 5
Sobbed. Ruined. Recommend it anyway.
4 of 5
Proper crying. Tea was required.
3 of 5
One honest tear, wiped away quickly.
2 of 5
My eyes stung. I blinked it off.
1 of 5
A tight throat and nothing more.